Tuesday, June 24, 2014
The Cat Who Ate My Sister Sally
© 2014 Rob Castro
Socrates: Are you taking my picture?
Juzno: You have a problem with that?
Socrates: Well, are you taking a picture of the copy of my form? You know, the real me is somewhere in the Realm of Ideas. You might have to run that by The Demiurge.
Juzno: You mean you are not the real you?
Socrates: What you are seeing is an illusion. In fact, in my former self I was not a cat but a controversial Greek gadfly who was made to drink hemlock by the authorities for my radical teachings.
Juzno: How did the hemlock taste like?
Socrates: It needed more ice.