I didn't see wild deers in Zermatt. But I did bump into civilized Deer Gents. They are well educated and cultured. They drink high tea in the late afternoon or early evening, typically with a cooked dish, dry hay and butter. They speak Swiss-German, Italian and French. They also speak Romansh, an ancient and mysterious tongue I'm told - spoken only by a few elites that no one else understand. The gents also trim their antlers everyday as they can't grow a distinguished mustache like their European counterparts.
