Deer Gents in Zermatt

I didn't see wild deers in Zermatt.  But I did bump into civilized Deer Gents.  They are well educated and cultured.  They drink high tea in the late afternoon or early evening, typically with a cooked dish, dry hay and butter.  They speak Swiss-German, Italian and French.  They also speak Romansh, an ancient and mysterious tongue I'm told - spoken only by a few elites that no one else understand.  The gents also  trim their antlers everyday as they can't grow a distinguished mustache like their European counterparts.