How good are you in reading someone's mind?

Guess what this man is thinking?

[a]  "Will it be corn or flour tortilla?"

[b]  Humming "Dancing Queen" by Abba.

[c]  "The intensity of electromagnetic is proportional to the reciprocal of the square of the distance from the source of the property."

[d]  "In the words of the great philosopher Michael Jackson, there is no difference whether you're black or white."

[e]  "If I close my eyes long enough, maybe this photographer will pay me for posing for him."

[f]  "if I close my eyes long enough, maybe this photographer will go away."