Juzno: So how have
you been, old man? It's Friday.
Mr Sven Norvank: Yes,
yes. Friday. My favorite Friday of the week.
J: You probably meant
this is your favorite day of the week.
MSN: No, no. Every day is Friday. So this is my favorite Friday of the week.
J: I see. So where are you headed?
MSN: To the
bank. See this sack? It's filled with all the pennies I collected
at the fountain. I'm going to be rich.
J: Are you gonna make
it?
MSN: It's
Friday. I'll make it through.
Photo Tip of the Day:
A subject that is in the middle of the frame is usually boring. To add dynamics to your picture, apply the
rules of third. Imagine dividing the
frame into nine equal sections. Now, align your subject where two lines
intersect either to the left or to the right of the frame. Most philistines who
will inspect your photo will remark that you don't know how to frame a
picture. This will be your opportunity
to evangelize to them about the merits of this rule. Educate them that great painters like Gustave
Courbet and Eugène Delacroix applied the same rule. Never mind if you haven't seen any of their
works. The uncultured person will be so
impressed that they will always come to you for your vast knowledge in the art.