Happy Chinese New Year

Juzno:  Where are you guys going?

Masked Men:  We are going to a party-party?

Juzno:  Will there be dancing?

Masked Men:  Oh yes.  Line dancing.

Juzno:  Can I come?

Masked Men:  Are you Chinese?

Juzno:  No.

Masked Men: Then you can come.

Juzno:  What if I'm Chinese?

Masked Men:  Then you can come.  Happy New Year!