Tuesday, October 13, 2015

Time is on my side

Yes, it is.
Dear Swiss Watchmaker,

I just saw the most wonderful urban watch on display at Lugano.  I am sure you know what I am talking about.  It had some real sleek dial and the face is something to behold.  I am prepared to pay whatever sum for the purchase of a similar watch.  Money is no option.  Please advise estimated delivery time.  I would prefer that it gets delivered before the Republican primaries as it would match my theme "My Time is Money".

Yours truly,
Donald Trump

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