Bread and Water

The colors of the Italian flag.

Waiter:  Sir, are you ready for your fourth bottle of Chianti?

Juzno:  Yeah, I've been waiting for that.  Is it just me or are you really blurred?

Waiter:  No, sir.  It must be the effect of the water.  It does that to our customers all the time.

Juzno:  Oh, good.  I was worried that I had too much red wine.