Welcome to Swamp Country Hotel

 Don't let this little critter scare you.  She's just as lovable as your Yorkshire dog.  Ma'am, I tell ya.  You could play fetch with her.  Do you want to see her fetch this 40 pounder of a round meat?  You'll be surprised how she could easily turn them into hamburger ground beef.  No, ma'am, no need to worry about little Henrietta here.  I would worry more about those fellas hanging outside.  They may appear like your regular clean gent from da south - but I tell ya them ruffians will take you by surprise.