The Continuing Ballad of Mildred and Alberto

Mildred: Dude, show some respect.

Alberto:  Si, señora.  Tu gusto beber?  Quieres una bebida?

Mildred: Do I look like I'm thirsty? Of course I am.

Alberto: What do you want to drink?

Mildred: Beer. Just pour it all on top of my head.


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