Still Life with Strawberry Guava (Again)

A Frankenstein mutant - the fruit is a cross breed of Guava and Strawberry. Its seeds have many health benefits, including antioxidant, anti-inflammatory, and antimicrobial properties in addition to a high amount of Vitamin C. The powers-to-be consider this fruit as the panacea for PTSD, Menstrual Cycle Syndrome, and Middle Age Life Syndrome. I tried it, and I don't have Menstrual Cycle anymore. (Hazah!). Now I just need to get Botox on some parts of my face, and my Mid-Life crisis will be cured.