Wednesday, April 21, 2021

El Mustachio

 

Somewhere in Bastrop.

El Mustachio: Hey, señor.  Would like to taste my nuevo vino?

Juzno:  What kind is it?

El Mustachio: Is called "El Hat-oh en da Sombrero."

Juzno:  Never heard that before.  What does it do?

El Mustachio: It will make your mustache grow faster.