Don't mess with him. Especially when he is eating his favorite Thai food. Spicy. Give him more hot sauce and maybe he'll indulge you. Don't tell him he ain't so big. Because he'll eat you. Yeah, big boss man. You're the king. Whatever you say, sir.
For the photo savvy: this was shot with a low budget point and shoot Canon A590is, focal length 5.8mm, 1/60, f2.6, iso 80.